To Do List

I had to jot some notes down quickly while on a call awhile ago and wrote it on the other side of this paper I found laying around... well, I went to throw it away the other day and saw what was on the other side. Adam's To Do list. I wonder why he changed his mind about shaving... hmmm.

FROM A READER REGARDING "HMMMMM," THE POST

"In regards to your Sears employee comment, clearly this is an extremely hard working and motivated individual, most likely specialized in the shower curtain ring department, who needed to make it to work on time as to not be late for his first meeting with Sears' number one potential investor (and let's be honest, what wastes time like driving around a parking lot trying to find a spot??) Not to mention, possessing such qualities of extraordinary work ethic, I would bet that he is currently the Sears Employee of the Month which means he is very much entitled to that prestigious, reserved slot, and no one, not even snow banks, should get in the way of that dream. So yes, it was intentional, and yes, I applaud him. And what says diversified like parking your car at a 26.2 degree angle in relation to the ground atop a mountainous heap of four-day-old plowed snow? The answer... nothing."

Hmmmmm

Was this intentional? The answer is, I think so. Nothing can get in the way of this Sears employee parking in his spot!

I Just Want To Eat!

These are lyrics to a song I wrote about my cat, Jacob Maurice...

I JUST WANT TO EAT!

Verse 1

When I hear the word “eat”

My ears touch the sky

Oh the glorious sound

I’m right at your feet

I just want to eat!

Refrain

It’s all that I am

It’s all that I want

I wait all day long

I love to eat! I just want to eat!

Verse 2

I don’t care if its 4am, 10am, 1pm, 8pm

I’m always in the mood

That delectable crunchy cat food

Oh the glorious sound of it hitting my bowl

I just want to eat!

Bridge? Reprise? (whatever it's called...)

Let me tell you something my fellow felines

When you think your feeding is overdue

Here’s some advice for you

You must creatively beg if you want to get fed

We just want to eat! I just want to eat!

Refrain

It’s all that I am

It’s all that I want

I wait all day long

I love to eat! I just want to eat!

Potato, Potatoh

Tomato, Tomatoh

I JUST WANT TO EAT!

Flight Activities for the Restless

These are the kinds of shenanigans that happen when I start getting restless on an airplane, or anywhere for that matter...

All you need is paper... then let your imagination go wild. Anyone can do it! If you don't have paper, be resourceful and find something on the plane, such as the Sky Mall magazine (Don't worry, they'll replace it, it says so right on the cover). I made some snazzy glasses, but the possibilities are endless. My friend, Amanda, made a crown. Notice that one of the lenses is triangular shaped and the other is a trapezoid. This is the future of spectacles, folks.


Then, make sure you have a photo shoot with the finished product once you get to your hotel room.

Mustache Mirror

Found this in the Sky Mall magazine on the plane today. It was my favorite.

MUSTACHE MIRROR
Ever wonder how you'd look styled with a 'stache? Worry not about facial hair framing inhibitions, thanks to our exclusive beveled-edge mirror. Three busy, manly lip ticklers are printed boldly at the perfect level so you can try one on for size; the ready-to-hang accent will be a hit in your entry or powder room.

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