How to overcome embarrassment...???????

I found a book from the 80's in the trash today (aka awfullibrarybooks.net) called Overcoming Clumsiness. How this book didn't become a best seller, I just cannot comprehend. I tried the valuable tip on page 21 and fluttered through the aisles of Meijer wearing a turkey mask while people were doing their last minute grocery shopping for the big turkey day tomorrow. For some reason I just felt even more embarrassed... maybe next time I'll wear a Peter Nielson mask.



*If you can't read it, it says "Masks are good for overcoming embarrassment. Try playing the person the mask depicts."