This is a letter I received from the salesperson who sold me the couch.
This is my response letter that I will never send.
Dear Charles,
Thank you for the hand written letter - it was lovely. The plain white paper was a nice touch. The couch probably would be working for me beyond expectation, except that I haven't gotten it yet (yes, it's several days past the date you told me I should have it). In fact, I forgot that I even ordered a couch! I'm not sure if I should get excited again or continue to forget that a new couch is on the way, seeing that no one can really tell me what to expect. In regards to your offer to assist with any future needs, it would have been nice if you checked into the status of my order prior to sending this letter, so how about looking into it now?! You know what? No, scratch that.
Sincerely,
Stephanie
P.S. Just a tip, chew some gum next time you are making a sale (I know, that's kind of harsh, but so was your breath).
UPDATE SINCE I RECEIVED THE THANK YOU NOTE
The couch will now be ready in May, that's 7 weeks after the date we were supposed to have it... yup... I'm just going to go back to pretending I even bought a couch and when May (or December...2012) comes around I'll have a nice surprise!
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