Friday, February 25, 2011

How to make a fart box.

OK, so you're probably wondering, what exactly is a fart box? It is an innovative device that I designed when I was 5 years old. It basically turns terrible smelling gas into something a bit... prettier. How does it work, you ask? Well, the fart travels through the device and out through a scented dryer sheet. Here's how you can make one:

1. Find a tissue box. Choose one with a fun design to make it even more fashionable!


2. Cut the bottom of the box off, and leave about a 1" border.



3. Make 2 holes on either side of the box, toward the bottom and tie strings or ribbons (long enough to go around your waist) through both of the holes.


4. Staple or tape a scented dryer sheet over the hole on the top of the box. Arm & Hammer Mountain Rain smells pretty darn good. Each dryer sheet should be good for up to 100 farts.


5. Strap that baby on and fart away! Just simply tie around your waist.


6. Personalize your fart box. Add some bling, jewels, or stickers. Write your name, or the name of your fart box, in puffy paint. Fart box charms would be really cool too. Here is what I did. His name is Marvin. I gave him a mustache, suspenders, and a set of headphones. He's listening to "She Drives Me Crazy" by The Fine Young Cannibals.

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